Wonderfully Flawed and Brilliantly Broken

My name is Mike, I'm a 24yo Male Nurse living just outside Ottawa (Canada). I graduated nursing May 2010, and received my license in Sept, 10., and now practice in Geriatrics. I'm sure I'll have crazy work stories, random reblogs, and various other stuff that strikes my fancy at the time. Hopefully I can meet some interesting people on here.
thatferrybroad:

wliabl:

Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt 

I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND
iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D. 
CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE
WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY
NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA
AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM
UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.
can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

thatferrybroad:

wliabl:

Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt 

I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND

iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D. 

CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE

WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY

NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA

AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM

UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.

can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

(via fuzzy-wuzzy-boy)

I’ve been absent recently and need to give you all an update. I will tomorrow when I get off work. In the mean time, here’s a funny face from the other day (thankfully I’ve since had my hear cut)

I’ve been absent recently and need to give you all an update. I will tomorrow when I get off work. In the mean time, here’s a funny face from the other day (thankfully I’ve since had my hear cut)

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

Laughed WAY harder than I should have. Especially because she looks like my cat.

(Source: lolgifs.net, via somebodyunsure)